A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600
SO is this a common Lithuanian defence move Kesa? Lulz.
note to kesa, dont come to college drunk! a certain tutor might enjoy it! :-0
loledbut i think they made a mistake in his first name ;]
Marium is a girl's name. God damn woman brain strikes again. @ Raiden - not sure what you mean?
And so if this Marium is a girls name.. that means she's a girl with a PINGAS! D: What an odd news article.